<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Hardeep singh</title><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Hardeep singh</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>COME HOME EARLY</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 28pt; COLOR: #660033">COME HOME EARLY....<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #660033"><A href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/newurl.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fstory%2Fcome-home-early.html&rating=1" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: #660033; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"></v:path><o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"></o:lock></v:shapetype><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" align=left><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="Stumble" href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/newurl.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fstory%2Fcome-home-early.html&rating=1" target="_blank" o:button="t"></v:shape></P></SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN><DIV align=left><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt" cellPadding=0 align=left border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" vAlign=top><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #660033">Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"<BR><BR>Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"<BR> <BR>Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"<BR> <BR>Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"<BR> <BR>Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #660033">Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"<BR> <BR>"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.<BR> <BR>Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?"<BR> <BR>The father was furious,"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior</SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #660033">"The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.<BR> <BR>How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?<BR> <BR>After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:<BR> <BR>"May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"<BR> <BR>The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door.<BR><BR>"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.<BR><BR>"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.<BR> <BR>"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man, "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.300 you asked for"<BR> <BR>The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.<BR> <BR>Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes.<BR><BR>The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.<BR> <BR>The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.<BR> <BR>"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.<BR> <BR>"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.<BR> <BR>"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?<BR> <BR>Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"</SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/623/0200cb5c1708ce9985dac36f673a82f5/homep/images/1207581759">]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:34:38 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/07/COME-HOME-EARLY-1.html</link></item><item><title>WHOM TO BLAME</title><description><![CDATA[<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 28pt; COLOR: #000066">Whom to blame<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #000066"><FONT size=2>Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. <BR><BR>They were a Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. <BR><BR>When the boy was Around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle Open.<BR> <BR>He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep It in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot The matter.<BR> <BR>The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by Its colour and drank it all. <BR><BR>It happened to be a poisonous medicine Meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother Hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She Was terrified how to face her husband.<BR> <BR>When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child ,<BR><BR>He looked at his wife and uttered just five words.<BR> <BR> <BR>QUESTIONS:<BR> <BR><BR>1. What were the five words?<BR><BR>2. What is the implication of this story?<BR> <BR><BR>Scroll down...<BR>*<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #000066"><FONT size=2>*<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #000066"><FONT size=2>* <BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR></FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #000066; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=2>ANSWER :<BR><BR>The husband just said "I am with you Darling"<BR> <BR>The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour. <BR><BR>The Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. <BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #000066; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=2>There is no point In finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to Keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.<BR>  <BR>No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she Needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.</FONT></SPAN> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:45:45 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/07/WHOM-TO-BLAME.html</link></item><item><title>MID LIFE CRISES</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #33cc33; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'">Mid Life Crises ... Solved ...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #33cc33"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #33cc33"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #33cc33"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #33cc33"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #33cc33; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">When <A href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4300/33/" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33">I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33">"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got very beautiful ,charming good looking <SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>hot 25-year-old blonde."</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33">"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm living with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33">My wife is a very reasonable woman. </SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #33cc33"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #33cc33; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #33cc33; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><A href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4300/33/" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33">She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #33cc33">Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life crisis</SPAN></A>.<BR><BR>*******</SPAN></P>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:38:11 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/01/MID-LIFE-CRISES.html</link></item><item><title>BANK ROBBERY</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV style="mso-element: frame; mso-element-frame-hspace: 9.0pt; mso-element-wrap: around; mso-element-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-element-top: .05pt; mso-height-rule: exactly"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=left hspace="0" vspace="0"><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 9pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 9pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" vAlign=top align=left><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element: frame; mso-element-frame-hspace: 9.0pt; mso-element-wrap: around; mso-element-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-element-top: .05pt; mso-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #003399">BANK ROBBERY<A href="http://technorati.com/faves?add=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fjokes%2Fbank-robbery.html" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: #003399; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"></v:path><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="Technorati" href="http://technorati.com/faves?add=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fjokes%2Fbank-robbery.html" target="_blank" o:button="t"></v:shape></SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element: frame; mso-element-frame-hspace: 9.0pt; mso-element-wrap: around; mso-element-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-element-top: .05pt; mso-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #003399"><A href="http://digg.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fjokes%2Fbank-robbery.html" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: #003399; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><v:shape id=_x0000_i1026 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="Digg" href="http://digg.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fjokes%2Fbank-robbery.html" target="_blank" o:button="t"></v:shape></SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element: frame; mso-element-frame-hspace: 9.0pt; mso-element-wrap: around; mso-element-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-element-top: .05pt; mso-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #003399"><A href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/newurl.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fjokes%2Fbank-robbery.html&amp;rating=1" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: #003399; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><v:shape id=_x0000_i1027 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="Stumble" href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/newurl.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fjokes%2Fbank-robbery.html&amp;rating=1" target="_blank" o:button="t"></v:shape></SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt" cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" vAlign=top><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element: frame; mso-element-frame-hspace: 9.0pt; mso-element-wrap: around; mso-element-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-element-top: .05pt; mso-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #003399">A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ..... and robs the Bank!...<BR><BR>But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line:<BR><BR>"Did you see me rob this Bank?" The customer replies ....."YES"<BR><BR>The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO THE CUSTOMER HEAD and BANG!!!!...<BR><BR>SHOOTS THE CUSTOMER IN THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!<BR><BR>The bank robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the woman: "DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK????"<BR><BR>The woman calmly responds . "No ... but MY HUSBAND DID!" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/623/0200cb5c1708ce9985dac36f673a82f5/homep/images/1206933291">]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:41:26 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/31/BANK-ROBBERY-1.html</link></item><item><title>THE WORST DAY</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #006600">THE WORST DAY<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #006600"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #006600"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #006600">There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-hour.<BR><BR><BR>Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.<BR><BR></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #006600">The poor man starts crying.<BR><BR><BR>The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."<BR><BR><BR>"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. <BR><BR><BR>First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, <BR><BR><BR>I found out it was stolen. <BR><BR><BR>The police, they said they couldn't do anything. <BR><BR><BR>I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. <BR><BR><BR>I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener. <BR><BR><BR>I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."<BR><BR><BR>*****************<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/623/0200cb5c1708ce9985dac36f673a82f5/homep/images/1206551057">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:20:56 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/26/THE-WORST-DAY-1.html</link></item><item><title>A BOY'S LOVE</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><A href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/newurl.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fstory%2Fa-boy-s-love.html&amp;rating=1" target=_blank><SPAN style="COLOR: #07546e; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none"><?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></v:path><o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" o:button="t" target="_blank" href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/newurl.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.com%2Findex.php%2Fstory%2Fa-boy-s-love.html&amp;rating=1" alt="Stumble" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape></SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" vAlign=top><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #990033"><FONT size=4>A BOY'S LOVE<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #993366"><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #993366"><FONT size=4>On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the store to buy the remaining gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier.<BR><BR>When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself. It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go... Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it...<BR><BR>Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there I started to curse the prices, wondering if all kids really play with such expensive toys.<BR><BR>While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and said: Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money? <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #993366"><FONT size=4>The old lady replied: You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear. Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.<BR><BR>The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I started to walk toward him and I asked him who did he want to give this doll to. It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.<BR><BR>I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her, after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. No, Santa Claus cannot bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when she goes there.<BR><BR>His eyes were so sad while saying this.<BR><BR>My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy said that Mommy will also go to see God very soon, so I thought that she could bring the doll with her to give it to my sister.<BR><BR>My heart nearly stopped.<BR><BR>The little boy looked up at me and said: I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I come back from the store.<BR><BR>Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me: I also want mommy to take this photo with her so that she will not forget me.<BR><BR>I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.<BR><BR>Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.<BR><BR>I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few dollars out and said to the boy. What if we checked again, just in case, to see if you have enough money?<BR><BR>OK he said. I hope that I have enough.<BR><BR>I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll, and even some spare money.<BR><BR>The little boy said: Thank you God for giving me enough money.<BR><BR>Then he looked at me and added: I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me.<BR><BR>I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. but He gave me enough to buy the doll and the white rose. You know, my mommy loves white roses.<BR><BR>A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left.<BR><BR>I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.<BR><BR>Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young lady and a little girl.<BR><BR>The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to get out of the coma.<BR><BR>Was this the family of the little boy?<BR><BR>Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.<BR><BR>I couldn't stop myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see before burial.<BR><BR>She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.<BR><BR>I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever.<BR><BR>The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.<BR><BR>And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man had taken all this away from him.<BR><BR>*******</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #993366"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:04:15 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/25/A-BOY-S-LOVE.html</link></item><item><title>KIdnapping - pathan style</title><description><![CDATA[<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%; 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COLOR: #339966">There was a Pathan who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. <BR><BR>He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."<BR><BR>Pathan then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".</SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #339966"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #339966">Undersigned: "A Pathan".<BR><BR>Pathan then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. <BR><BR>The next morning he checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. <BR><BR>Pathan opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying, "How can a pathan do this to a fellow pathan? Take the money, and please leave my son." </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #339966"></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #339966">Undersigned: "Another pathan". <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/623/0200cb5c1708ce9985dac36f673a82f5/homep/images/1206274372">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:27:47 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/23/KIdnapping-pathan-style-1.html</link></item><item><title>THE MAID</title><description><![CDATA[<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">This is the maid <?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></v:path><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">A <A href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/this-is-the-maid.html" target=_blank rel=nofollow><SPAN style="COLOR: purple">guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.<BR><BR>The guy says, "Who is this?"<BR><BR>"This is the maid," answers the woman.<BR><BR>"We don't have a maid," says the man.<BR><BR>The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the woman of the house."<BR><BR>The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"<BR><BR>The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."<BR><BR>The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 50,000?"<BR><BR>The maid asks, "What will I have to do?"<BR><BR>The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the Bitch and the jerk she's with."<BR><BR>The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.<BR><BR>The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"<BR><BR>The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."<BR><BR>Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."<BR><BR><BR>A long pause and the man asks, "Oops..! 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Think well before you make up your mind!" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #666699">The boy thought for awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."<BR><BR>"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.<BR><BR><BR>"What comes first, Day or Night?"<BR><BR>The boy was jolted in to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"<BR><BR><BR>"How" the interviewer asked,<BR><BR>"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"<BR><BR>He was selected for IIM!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/623/0200cb5c1708ce9985dac36f673a82f5/homep/images/1203867260">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:57:37 +0530</pubDate><link>http://94769.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/24/INTERVIEW.html</link></item><item><title>what does she want.................</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: 1.0in 4.0in"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; 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